Saturday, July 16, 2016
Friday, July 15, 2016
Terry Price “Trick Dice” Overtakes Monopoly As The Highest Selling Dice Based Game!
#yolowarrior
is trending worldwide as the release of Terry Price’s trick dice smashes sales
records, overtaking such staple name dice based games such as your mother’s
favorite Thursday night board game Monopoly overnight.
We asked Terry a few questions about the success of his new product:
Mike: So Terry, you have become an overnight sensation, how does that make you feel?
Terry: Well, it feels awesome! Since my riding washed up around 09’ I’ve been trying so many different ways to keep my reputation up.
We asked Terry a few questions about the success of his new product:
Mike: So Terry, you have become an overnight sensation, how does that make you feel?
Terry: Well, it feels awesome! Since my riding washed up around 09’ I’ve been trying so many different ways to keep my reputation up.
Mike: That’s
great to hear man! Do you feel bad at all that you are severely overcharging
kids for worthless pieces of crappy plastic that they could make them self, for
less than half the price these things are retailing at?
Terry: Not
at all! I mean, each bag comes personally signed by me, so that obviously is
where the value of each set of dice is!
Mike: So
what’s next with your #yolowarrior ventures Terry?
Terry: I’m
hoping to release an iPhone app next, that is like Instagram, but I’m going to
call it, “Terry-Gram”, where kids can post and share photos of me, and me only.
Thursday, July 14, 2016
15 Excuses For Your Shitty Video
1.)"Every clip was first try."
2.) "My hard drive got erased so I lost all the footy I stacked."
3.) "It's actually called a 'Tokyo Drift' and it was on purpose."
4.) "It doesn't seem like much but that three stair is WAY gnarlier in person."
5.) "No but it's a different remix of that Imagine Dragons song."
6.) "I broke my deck so filming was cut short."
7.) "I got sand in my vagina so I couldn't ride for a while."
8.) "Like half of it was switch."
9.) "That back board was pegless."
10.)"You don't get it the GoPro quality audio totally needed to be in it."
11.) "It's about the creativity not the trick itself (adjusting Dickies)."
12.) "No I split the clip so it would match the song better, not because I didn't land the trick or anything."
13.) "But it's a park video."
14.) "But it's a street video."
15.) "I actually didn't heeldrag the first time I landed it but the filmer forgot to press the record button."
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
Jordan Clark's Top 10 Gnarliest Instagram Photos
Many people know of Jordan Clark's skills on the scooter, winning the past two ISA World Championships, but how many know of his skills off the scooter? Jordan kills it in the Instagram game, posting frequently and amassing a 120k follower fan base (with a fucking dope follow to follower ratio). Jordan is living proof that with time and dedication anything is possible, do you think Jordan would be the #1 scooter rider in the world if he spent all his time riding and filming sick video parts? Hell no. He knows what it takes to be the best, and is willing to put in the time on his phone to be the best.
Last December Clark landed the world's first 540 double flair, a trick which park riders have dreamed of for generations. Instead of waiting and wasting time filming for a video to put the trick in, Jordan went and posted an iphone recording of another camera playing the clip to his instagram. This is the kind of dedication the sport needs more of, and here at The Stripped Clamp we couldn't be more proud of Jordan.
We could go all day talking about how sick Jordan's Instagram is, or we could show you, here's Jordan Clark's Top 10 GNARLIEST Instagram Photos.
10.) Woah! Crazy!
9.) Insane!
Last December Clark landed the world's first 540 double flair, a trick which park riders have dreamed of for generations. Instead of waiting and wasting time filming for a video to put the trick in, Jordan went and posted an iphone recording of another camera playing the clip to his instagram. This is the kind of dedication the sport needs more of, and here at The Stripped Clamp we couldn't be more proud of Jordan.
We could go all day talking about how sick Jordan's Instagram is, or we could show you, here's Jordan Clark's Top 10 GNARLIEST Instagram Photos.
10.) Woah! Crazy!
9.) Insane!
8.) Nice suit!
7.) Cool!
6.) Jordan is UNSTOPPABLE!
5.) Putting in the hours.
4.) Killer haircut dude!
3.) Whats gunna go down? Can't wait to see.
2.) THIS MAN IS ON A MISSION.
1.) Here it is, the gnarliest picture on Jordan Clark's instagram, chase those dreams Jordan!
Saturday, July 9, 2016
Dylan Morrison, Smokes Weed For The First Time, Becomes Street King!
In a shocking turn of events, every 10 year old's hero, Dylan Morrison, quit Apex...
We recently spoke to Dylan about this catastrophe that rocked the scooter scene in Australia; he had the following to say about the incident.
"Yeah man, I don't know, I was out at a party with a couple of guys that ride street, and they handed me my first joint. Apparently I didn't do it right, but I felt it man. While I was trippin' on some straight G, I had an epiphany, that I couldn't be the street king if I was riding for Apex.
The day after my first marijuana, instead of catching the bus to my local, I decided to ride there instead. Whilst cruising the street I found this gnarly 3 stair hand rail and decided to hit it up. I was nervous.... I'd never hit something quite like this before. To ease my nerves, I pulled out the poorly rolled J-izzle out of my back pocket and ripped it straight thugg'n. On the first initial in-hail my vision widened, my brain focused.... anyway.. I board-slid the shit out of the handrail and rode away a new man.
I was no longer focusing on the next whip I could add to my buttercups, I ain't 'bout that life no more. I had a new goal and that was to become the next street elite-est. Fast forward a few days and I had parted ways from Apex, DSLR Cameras, my pads, my kickless' and my daily showering. I quickly hopped online and ordered some Dickies and second hand clothing.
I needed these things if I wanted to show all the real street dogs out there I ain't playing around and I'm here to slay. Already prepping to take out the crown at the next big street jam."
At this point, Dylan kept rambling to his tin foil crown he had made, but we left him under the bridge he had set up camp at.
Good luck to Dylan with his future ventures...
We recently spoke to Dylan about this catastrophe that rocked the scooter scene in Australia; he had the following to say about the incident.
"Yeah man, I don't know, I was out at a party with a couple of guys that ride street, and they handed me my first joint. Apparently I didn't do it right, but I felt it man. While I was trippin' on some straight G, I had an epiphany, that I couldn't be the street king if I was riding for Apex.
The day after my first marijuana, instead of catching the bus to my local, I decided to ride there instead. Whilst cruising the street I found this gnarly 3 stair hand rail and decided to hit it up. I was nervous.... I'd never hit something quite like this before. To ease my nerves, I pulled out the poorly rolled J-izzle out of my back pocket and ripped it straight thugg'n. On the first initial in-hail my vision widened, my brain focused.... anyway.. I board-slid the shit out of the handrail and rode away a new man.
I was no longer focusing on the next whip I could add to my buttercups, I ain't 'bout that life no more. I had a new goal and that was to become the next street elite-est. Fast forward a few days and I had parted ways from Apex, DSLR Cameras, my pads, my kickless' and my daily showering. I quickly hopped online and ordered some Dickies and second hand clothing.
I needed these things if I wanted to show all the real street dogs out there I ain't playing around and I'm here to slay. Already prepping to take out the crown at the next big street jam."
At this point, Dylan kept rambling to his tin foil crown he had made, but we left him under the bridge he had set up camp at.
Good luck to Dylan with his future ventures...
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