Monday, October 2, 2017

200 Best Scooter Riders Ever


Its 2017 and we can do this shit now. We did some sabermetrics and here it is boys.

200.        Tom Mattingly
199.        Boris Germain
198.        Chandler Dunn
197.        Eric Ostrom
196.        Alexis Letellier
195.        Rob Wass
194.        Ryan Kingsley
193.        Jeff Mroz
192.        Kai Saunders
191.        Vince Kinna
190.        Matt Dibble
189.        Enzo Commeau
188.        Jack Colston
187.        Cameron Poe
186.        Matt Grippi
185.        AJ Storcella
184.        Darcy Cherry-Evans
183.        Javi Trepat
182.        Ian Herncjar
181.        Nick Darger
180.        Lambert Judith
179.        Brian Noyes
178.        Evan Yamada
177.        Ben Thomas
176.        Kyle Tolentino
175.        Maxime Legrand
174.        Scott Higgs
173.        Chris Vincent
172.        Jacob Deveney
171.        Zeidon White
170.        Cooper Elgar
169.        Bart Oskroba
168.        SAM DANGER GROVE
167.        Brandon Rowell
166.        Derek Marr
165.        Dougie Roc
164.        George Searle
163.        Jamie Hull
162.        Brad French
161.        Dan Avery
160.        Jacob D’Arezzo
159.        Chema Cardenas
158.        James Brady
157.        Serjey Noga
156.        Hershey
155.        Cameron Poe
154.        Jason Beggs
153.        Bobby Pantano
152.        Cam Ward
151.        Wyatt Brown
150.        Perry Grant
149.        Tom Cirbee
148.        Nathan Fleming
147.        Jake Sorenson
146.        Didine Terchague
145.        Tanner Markley
144.        Jon Archer
143.        Chris Hart
142.        Corey Funk
141.        Daniel Warwick
140.        Ben Grantham
139.        Nate Grant
138.        Joey Aria
137.        Brian Griffin
136.        Kiara Meade
135.        Austin Keuntz
134.        Big Ron
133.        Mohamed Alsulaibi
132.        Jared Adelson
131.        Luke Painter
130.        Luke Pickett
129.        Luis Oppel
128.        Jon Knudson
127.        Blake Bailor
126.        Jon Reyes
125.        Riley Hughes
124.        Adam Rouse
123.        Jara Soukup
122.        Lewis Crampton
121.        Cory Geisler
120.       Tyler Wheeland
119.        Michael Hohmann
118.        Jash Toy
117.        Gary Ably
116.        Noah Risser
115.        Chris Gribble
114.        Kevin Austen
113.        Matt Somers
112.        Fernando Young
111.        Aaron Brandston
110.        Luke Maffesoni
109.        James Carter
108.        Jackson Bartlett
107.        Peter Jungsberger
106.        Ty Alexander
105.        Jack McCann
104.        Nick Toigo
103.        Chris Gascoine
102.        Lewis Williams
101.        Daniel Gutendorff
100.        Brandon James
99.          Zig Short
98.          Nick Strickler
97.          Nate Wagoner
96.          Regan Thompson
95.          Ryan Gould
94.          Badger
93.          Robbie Weir
92.          Derek Seay
91.          Erik Feenstra
90.          Chris Koenig
89.          Jon Aglialaro
88.          Tom Kvilhaug
87.          Tyler Garcia
86.          Clayton Lindley
85.          Charles Padel
84.          Justin Phillips
83.          Hayden O’Connor
82.          Ryan Erwin
81.          Jon Devrind
80.          Addison Mcnaughton
79.          Joey Kish
78.          Kenny Griffin
77.          Martin Andre
76.          Richard Zelinka
75.          Keith Zadig
74.          Hunter Scheutz
73.          John Radke
72.          Tommy Christiana
71.          Bobby Rivas
70.          Henrik Palm
69.          Arnaud Marchenoir
68.          Dante Hutchinson
67.          Dalton Mazzante
66.          Archie Cole
65.          Ludo Pistat
64.          Jordan Jasa
63.          Nick Donatelli
62.          Tommy Dang
61.          Twan
60.          Jared Colwell
59.          Ryan McNamara
58.          Stefen Hefner
57.          Kyle Page
56.          Elliot Arnold
55.          Ryan Upchurch
54.          Justin Robertson
53.          Luke Burland
52.          Parrish Isaacs
51.          Graham Kimbell
50.          Reece Doezema
49.          Matt Ogle
48.          Jeremy Malott
47.          Nick Tedrick
46.          Conor Davidson
45.          Matty Ceravolo
44.          Logan Fuller
43.          Mitch Baldry
42.          Benjamin Friant
41.          Collin DaSilva
40.          Josh Young
39.          Jesse Bayes
38.          Dan Holm
37.          Remi Bouchard
36.          Stevon Wilson
35.          Dylan Williams
34.          Jesse Ikedah
33.          Flavio Pesenti
32.          Dylan Morrison
31.          Helmeri Prinen
30.          Isaac Miller
29.          Raymond Warner
28.          Capron Funk (lol)
27.          Joe Armstrong
26.          Zack Martin
25.          Dan Barrett
24.          Hunter Bechtle
23.          Jesse Macaluso
22.          Dylan Kasson
21.          Gus Rymer
20.          Cooper Klaar
19.          Monkey
18.          Billy Watts
17.          Juzzy Carter
16.          Brandon Kilbury
15.          Max Peters
14.          Jake Clark
13.          Roomet Saalik
12.          Reece Jones
11.          Matt Mckeen
10.          Jordan Clark
9.            Brendon Smith
8.            Terry Price
7.            Josh Kish
6.            Tyler Bonner
5.            Coedie Donovan
4.            Ryan Williams
3.            Dakota Schuetz
2.            Vincent Kudrna
1.            Josh Brown


Thursday, September 7, 2017

'Sovereigns Of Street' Prize Pool To Be Exclusiveley Backwoods



SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - Next month the eyes of the entire scooter community will will set on Lake Havasu, Arizona for the inaugural 'Sovereigns Of Street' (SOS) Contest. The invite-only event is  projected as being the future of street scootering competition.  The event promotor, The Vault Pro Scooters, have just announced that he prizes for the top competitors will be exclusiveley Backwoods products. They have released a statement following the decision.

We here at the vault are commited to making this event the next level of street scootering competition. In order to make SOS the best it could possibly be, we've asked the riders for their input, and  have recieved an overwhelmingly positive reaction to the idea of incorporating Backwoods prizes, as opposed to the original $10,000 prize purse. We feel that having a prize that the street riders will actually want will encourage them to push the boundaries of what is possible on a scooter, and overall have a positive impact on the competition. Riders will be coming in from all over the world to compete to be THE street king, and we're excited to see whos going to be walking away with a shitload of Backwoods.

This will certainly be a historical day in scootering. We applaud The Vault for the decision they have made, and hope it sets a precedent for future events to start incorporating more scooter rider friendly prizes.





Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Dylan Morrison To Take On Floyd Mayweather

After countless YouTube videos, Facebook threads, and endless Instagram comments, everyone by now, in the Scooter Industry knows of Dylan Morrison and Scooter Brad's argument going past rude words, and taking the form of a fist fight (well, 2 actually).

Scooter Brad has capitalized on this, through multiple YouTube videos, and suing me.

Dylan Morrison now looks to cash in on the hysteria that surrounds this topic, by organizing a fight between Floyd Mayweather and himself.

I've spoken to an inside source, who claims this fight will be worth double the amount than the McGregor fight was worth.

My source has also claimed that Dylan is so confident that with his new found fighting ability's, he will be able to Knock Out Mayweather, within 8 rounds.

The fight is scheduled to take place on the 20th of April 2018, which is also Mr Morrison's favorite day of the year.

Mr Morrison has still not responded to my request to Jelly Wrestle with him naked, as per Scooter Brad's request.






Thursday, August 10, 2017

Scooter Brad is suing me?

It seems the biggest beef in Scooter Industry right now is that of Scooter Brad vs Dylan Morrison, and it's just wonderful being able to sit back, crack open a packet of Microwave Popcorn, and watch this hot mess unfold.

Well this was the case, until I came across Brad's latest video, which personally accuses me of starting all of this beef, with an article which I supposedly published!

I couldn't believe what I was hearing!

Then I remembered the article he was talking about, and realized he was probably right.

I had a really good laugh about it!
I stopped laughing this morning though, when I was contacted by Mr Goudies lawyers.
He is asking to be compensated for assault damages caused by Mr Morrison (Including the camo "SB" hat) and the humiliation he has faced since then.

His list of demands to settle this outside of court are as follows;


  • 70 Million Vietnamese Dong (roughly 3080 USD, which is reasonable I guess?).
  • Turkey slapping me on camera, so he has some original content to put on to his YouTube Channel.
  • A naked jelly wrestling match between Dylan Morrison and myself (I'm game, if you are Dylan 😉).
  • An apology letter, where I refer to him as "The best Vlogger ever".
  • 10 paid vocal training lesson's, so more of his followers can understand whatever the hell he is talking about through his damn accent.
  • A copy of Sum 41's "All Killer No Filler" album.
  • And last but not least, my left testicle... He wants it cut off, and framed.


You're a sick bastard Bradley Goudie, and I love it, I'll see you in court!