Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Nitro Circus To Replace Resi Ramp With Foam Pit

ANNAPOLIS, MD- Everyone in the scooter community knows how sick the Giganta ramp is, and Nitro Circus has just announced that this year they're going to be making it even sicker !

The Nitro headquarters have released a statement saying that they will be replacing their impact- resistant landing ramp with a more appropriate, and totally gnarly foam pit. Nitro Circus founder, Travis Pastrana went on to say:

Nitro Circus is all about progression, and we just want to help riders land stuff we've never seen before. Believe me... you're going to see some crazy sh-t go down in that GnarPit that you would never even think is possible!
The scootering rule makers (who asked to remain anonymous) said that resi totally counts, so Rwilly's 'worldies" will still count when he does them into the new foam pit.

Its refreshing to see Nitro Circus acknowledge that progression isn't all about actually landing tricks, but it's about adding another spin to that frickin double flip.

Nitro Circus said that this knew "GnarPit" will definiteley be in place for this years non-broadcasted Scootering event at the Nitro World games.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Jack Dauth: 'I Now Own Over 1000 Custom Daggers'



SYDNEY, NSW- As many of you know, Jack Dauth has been collecting daggers of all shapes and sizes for over 8 years. His collection ranks 3rd largest in Australia.  “I recon I’ve been collecting for about 8 years now”- exclaimed Jack in our interview. 

We asked what sparked his interest in daggers; “Very few feelings in life come close to caressing a finely tuned ballisong. My daggers are my most beloved possessions and are truly the only things that understand me”.  


We stuck around for an un-boxing of a new dagger Jack said is worth over $500. As Jack began opening the box he caught a glimpse of his new piece and began to rejoice, he delicately cradled his new neo-chrome ballisong “butterfly knife” then, in one motion, stood up in front of the mirror while making direct eye contact with himself in silence. After a moment that seemed like an eternity, he looked back over his should and then told us to leave.




Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Funk Bros Fill Trampoline With Dead Horse


SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - News has just broken that the San Diego YouTube stars "The Funk Bros" have just released a video filling their trampoline with a dead horse. The former scooter riders are facing a great deal of criticism from PETA, and everyone else on the internet for their bullshit.

We reached out to Capron for a statement, who told us:
 "Yeah, we can see why people might be a little upset but we're just having fun, at the end of the day our channel is just all about having fun. Some people might say we've turned our backs on scootering but we still wear our apex shirts in videos sometimes so they should just shut up and be thankful for what we've done for the sport. We can't wait to make more videos filling our trampoline with assorted objects."

 Capron went on to clarify that the horse came dead, and that they definiteley did not kill it.