Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Solochristo Founder Joey Aria Converts to Judaism


Warrenton, VA. Devout Christian scooter rider Joey Aria, star of such films as "The 777 Project" and "My Own Style Web Edit" has recently announced on his facebook that he no longer believes that Jesus Christ is the son of god. "The facts just point straight to Judaism," says Aria. "If Jesus was really the son of god then how come god doesn't get full custody?" When asked what will become of Aria's religious scooter crew, Solochristo, Aria responded "Simple, we're just Solomoses now."

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