SAN DIEGO, CA- In a recent, and surprising turn of events, "Mike" the CEO and Founder of FlipTech Scooters has been arrested and revealed to be "Craig", the former CEO of burger chain "Mondo Burger", which has long been shut down.
This is not Craig's first run in with the law, in 1997 Craig was arrested on multiple felony counts for his role in Mondo Burger's use dangerous chemicals, and for attempting to put rival burger joint "Good Burger" out of business by poisoning Ed's "Special Sauce". Luckily, a few Good Burger employees were able to put an end to Craig's lameness with the help of some inmates from the Demented Hills Asylum. He was sentenced to 15 years in prison, which he served eight of before being released due to good behavior.
"Mike" was arrested on January 9th, at his southern California home after a long undercover investigation which discovered "FlipTech Scooters" was just a front to raise money to restart Mondo Burger.
We spoke to one of the detectives on the case who told us "It was honestly the easiest investigation we've ever conducted, once we saw that someone was trying to raise money for a kickflipping scooter, we realized that the only person capable of seeming that disconnected to their target audience had to be the guy who started Mondo Burger, like seriously that's the worst product ever."
Such a sad story :'(
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