Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Funk Bros Trademark 'Having Your Head Up Your Ass'




SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA- In a recent 'Funkisode', Corey and Capron Funk announced that, in addition to the recent SMX controversy, they have trademarked the phrase "Having your head up your ass".
This is quite a bold move for the brothers, with the rise in popularity of their own YouTube channel "Funk Bros" on which they post "Funkisodes" which usually comprise of shots of Corey Funk in bed, them getting fast food, promoting the SMX name, and the occasional flair.
We spoke with Capron Funk who stated: "Look, we don't want people to get the wrong idea, the only reason we trademarked the phrase is because we're the best in the world at having our heads stuck our asses, and we want people to take our obliviousness seriously. It was just to protect our own best interests. We get that some people might have an issue with this decision, which is cool, but we don't care."
Unfortunately this was all we were able to get from from Funk before shortly after, he completely disappeared up his own ass.





2 comments: