Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Contest Entry Fee Only Costs Indentured Servitude


RYE, NH-In preparation for the upcoming Rye Airfield Scooter Competition, the promoter (World Wide Scooterz) has announced that the entry fee, will only cost indentured servitude. In a recent statement about this decision, WWS said:

"We here at WWS know that the seemingly unreasonable price of entry fee for contests have been stirring many potential competitors away, who don't have rich enough parents to pay for it. We thought it was only necessary to allow a more economically advantageous way for the rider to make up for the eternal debt that they owe us for letting them compete in our scooter contest..."

World Wide Scooterz went on to discuss the different levels of payment based on skill levels, thus being: Beginner (13 and under) one year of indentured servitude, (Beginner 13 and up): a year and a half of indentured servitude, (Advanced) three years of indentured servitude, (Pro) five years of indentured servitude.
WWS has still yet to announce where the term of the participants servitude will take place, but many speculations point to becoming cooks, gardeners, and butlers ect. for WWS's President.

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