Dylan Morrison To Take On Floyd Mayweather

After countless YouTube videos, Facebook threads, and endless Instagram comments, everyone by now, in the Scooter Industry knows of Dylan Morrison and Scooter Brad's argument going past rude words, and taking the form of a fist fight (well, 2 actually).

Scooter Brad has capitalized on this, through multiple YouTube videos, and suing me.

Dylan Morrison now looks to cash in on the hysteria that surrounds this topic, by organizing a fight between Floyd Mayweather and himself.

I've spoken to an inside source, who claims this fight will be worth double the amount than the McGregor fight was worth.

My source has also claimed that Dylan is so confident that with his new found fighting ability's, he will be able to Knock Out Mayweather, within 8 rounds.

The fight is scheduled to take place on the 20th of April 2018, which is also Mr Morrison's favorite day of the year.

Mr Morrison has still not responded to my request to Jelly Wrestle with him naked, as per Scooter Brad's request.

Scooter Brad is suing me?

It seems the biggest beef in Scooter Industry right now is that of Scooter Brad vs Dylan Morrison, and it's just wonderful being able to sit back, crack open a packet of Microwave Popcorn, and watch this hot mess unfold.

Well this was the case, until I came across Brad's latest video, which personally accuses me of starting all of this beef, with an article which I supposedly published!

I couldn't believe what I was hearing!

Then I remembered the article he was talking about, and realized he was probably right.

I had a really good laugh about it!
I stopped laughing this morning though, when I was contacted by Mr Goudies lawyers.
He is asking to be compensated for assault damages caused by Mr Morrison (Including the camo "SB" hat) and the humiliation he has faced since then.

His list of demands to settle this outside of court are as follows;

• 70 Million Vietnamese Dong (roughly 3080 USD, which is reasonable I guess?).

• Turkey slapping me on camera, so he has some original content to put on to his YouTube Channel.

• A naked jelly wrestling match between Dylan Morrison and myself (I'm game, if you are Dylan 😉).

• An apology letter, where I refer to him as "The best Vlogger ever".

• 10 paid vocal training lesson's, so more of his followers can understand whatever the hell he is talking about through his damn accent.

• A copy of Sum 41's "All Killer No Filler" album.

• And last but not least, my left testicle... He wants it cut off, and framed.

You're a sick bastard Bradley Goudie, and I love it, I'll see you in court!