Vista, Ca. Professional scooter rider Zack Martin was recently exposed as using performance-enhancers when he rides scooters. The drug? His Patagonia Synchilla fleece vest. Apparently, the vest has magic powers, as it had a spell cast on it by a Haitian witch-doctor. Whenever Zack does a trick, the vest enhances his ability on rails, gaps, ledges, walls, transition, and even flatground. When confronted about the vest, Zack had no response. It is unknown how it got into his possession. In a recent interview with Zack's sponsor, Proto Scooters, it was revealed that Zack will NOT be removed from the team. Why? "Because nobody else has that jacket," says spokesperson Andrew Broussard. However, it has been noted that all of Zack's footage will feature a discliamer informing the viewer about the vest.
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