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Terry Price “Trick Dice” Overtakes Monopoly As The Highest Selling Dice Based Game!

#yolowarrior is trending worldwide as the release of Terry Price’s trick dice smashes sales records, overtaking such staple name dice based games such as your mother’s favorite Thursday night board game Monopoly overnight.

We asked Terry a few questions about the success of his new product:

Mike: So Terry, you have become an overnight sensation, how does that make you feel?

Terry: Well, it feels awesome! Since my riding washed up around 09’ I’ve been trying so many different ways to keep my reputation up.

Mike: That’s great to hear man! Do you feel bad at all that you are severely overcharging kids for worthless pieces of crappy plastic that they could make them self, for less than half the price these things are retailing at?

Terry: Not at all! I mean, each bag comes personally signed by me, so that obviously is where the value of each set of dice is!

Mike: So what’s next with your #yolowarrior ventures Terry?

Terry: I’m hoping to release an iPhone app next, that is like Instagram, but I’m going to call it, “Terry-Gram”, where kids can post and share photos of me, and me only.

So there you have it everyone, keep an eye out for Terry Price’s Trick Dice, and take out a small loan to get yourself a set!

15 Excuses For Your Shitty Video

1.)"Every clip was first try."

2.) "My hard drive got erased so I lost all the footy I stacked."

3.)  "It's actually called a 'Tokyo Drift' and it was on purpose."

4.) "It doesn't seem like much but that three stair is WAY gnarlier in person."

5.) "No but it's a different remix of that Imagine Dragons song."

6.) "I broke my deck so filming was cut short."

7.) "I got sand in my vagina so I couldn't ride for a while."

8.) "Like half of it was switch."

9.) "That back board was pegless."

10.)"You don't get it the GoPro quality audio totally needed to be in it."

11.) "It's about the creativity not the trick itself (adjusting Dickies)."

12.) "No I split the clip so it would match the song better, not because I didn't land the trick or anything."

13.) "But it's a park video."

14.) "But it's a street video."

15.)   "I actually didn't heeldrag the first time I landed it but the filmer forgot to press the record button."

Jordan Clark's Top 10 Gnarliest Instagram Photos

Many people know of Jordan Clark's skills on the scooter, winning the past two ISA World Championships, but how many know of his skills off the scooter? Jordan kills it in the Instagram game, posting frequently and amassing a 120k follower fan base (with a fucking dope follow to follower ratio).  Jordan is living proof that with time and dedication anything is possible, do you think Jordan would be the #1 scooter rider in the world if he spent all his time riding and filming sick video parts? Hell no. He knows what it takes to be the best, and is willing to put in the time on his phone to be the best.

Last December Clark landed the world's first 540 double flair, a trick which park riders have dreamed of for generations. Instead of waiting and wasting time filming for a video to put the trick in, Jordan went and posted an iphone recording of another camera playing the clip to his instagram. This is the kind of dedication the sport needs more of, and here at The Stripped Clamp we couldn't be more proud of Jordan.

We could go all day talking about how sick Jordan's Instagram is, or we could show you, here's Jordan Clark's Top 10 GNARLIEST Instagram Photos.

10.) Woah! Crazy!

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on May 13, 2016 at 9:49am PDT

9.) Insane!

@ruggedobsession thank you for my new top and hoodie 👌🏻 follow @ruggedobsession @ruggedobsession #doubletap 😏😏

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Jul 10, 2016 at 1:05pm PDT

8.) Nice suit!

All suited and booted for tonight for the awards in London ! Place making awards #doubletap 😏

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Jun 23, 2016 at 8:28am PDT

7.) Cool!

😕

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Jun 8, 2016 at 10:14am PDT

6.) Jordan is UNSTOPPABLE!

#doubletap 👌🏻😏

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Jun 6, 2016 at 4:31am PDT

5.) Putting in the hours.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY 💥💥🎉🎉

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Jun 1, 2016 at 1:47am PDT

4.) Killer haircut dude!

Thanks @antjordanthebarber for the fresh trim ! Follow him @antjordanthebarber @antjordanthebarber

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on May 17, 2016 at 10:08am PDT

3.) Whats gunna go down? Can't wait to see.

Go follow @connorgosdenphotography get him 1k followers and we will tell you what's gunna go down ? @connorgosdenphotography

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Apr 20, 2016 at 1:44pm PDT

2.) THIS MAN IS ON A MISSION.

😏😊👌🏻 @michaelstancomb 📷📷📷

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Mar 25, 2016 at 7:18am PDT

1.) Here it is, the gnarliest picture on Jordan Clark's instagram, chase those dreams Jordan!

@iskuteboard

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Mar 6, 2016 at 9:50am PST

Dylan Morrison, Smokes Weed For The First Time, Becomes Street King!

In a shocking turn of events, every 10 year old's hero, Dylan Morrison, quit Apex...
We recently spoke to Dylan about this catastrophe that rocked the scooter scene in Australia; he had the following to say about the incident.

"Yeah man, I don't know, I was out at a party with a couple of guys that ride street, and they handed me my first joint. Apparently I didn't do it right, but I felt it man. While I was trippin' on some straight G, I had an epiphany, that I couldn't be the street king if I was riding for Apex.
The day after my first marijuana, instead of catching the bus to my local, I decided to ride there instead. Whilst cruising the street I found this gnarly 3 stair hand rail and decided to hit it up. I was nervous.... I'd never hit something quite like this before. To ease my nerves, I pulled out the poorly rolled J-izzle out of my back pocket and ripped it straight thugg'n. On the first initial in-hail my vision widened, my brain focused.... anyway.. I board-slid the shit out of the handrail and rode away a new man.
I was no longer focusing on the next whip I could add to my buttercups, I ain't 'bout that life no more. I had a new goal and that was to become the next street elite-est. Fast forward a few days and I had parted ways from Apex, DSLR Cameras, my pads, my kickless' and my daily showering. I quickly hopped online and ordered some Dickies and second hand clothing.
I needed these things if I wanted to show all the real street dogs out there I ain't playing around and I'm here to slay. Already prepping to take out the crown at the next big street jam."

At this point, Dylan kept rambling to his tin foil crown he had made, but we left him under the bridge he had set up camp at.

Good luck to Dylan with his future ventures...

Little Kid With Bike Helmet Announces Plan To Fuck Up Your Line

FITCHBURG, MA- Sources have confirmed that local skatepark inhibitor, Tucker Collins has announced his plan to fuck up your shit.
The six year old Leominster native can often be seen riding his weird three-wheeled thing around at the Fitchburg Skatepark, located in Fitchburg Massachusetts, while his mom sits by on a local bench playing 'Candy Crush Saga' on her phone.
Collins stated "It's really a quite simple plan actually. First I'm going to ride my weird three wheeled thing in circles around the bottom area of the transition, maybe even carving up the transition (anywhere between 6" and 1'), just to make sure nobody can get a run in without worrying about me. Then, I'll ride up to where everybody is rolling in to take a run, just to make it seem like I'm going to stop, and then I'll turn back around and go back to riding in circles.
If I see anyone trying to film a line I'll focus them more heavily, possible even falling right in front of where they're trying to ride,  I'll lay down and cry for... anywhere between five and fifteen minutes, depending on how long I feel I can milk it.
 It's great, my mom will come over and yell at everyone trying to ride for not watching out for me, I might even ask my mom what a rimjob is and say I overheard it from the teenagers trying to film, she'll go off on them."
It seems there is a big and bright future for Tucker. We asked him if there's anything he'd like to add to the matter, to which he told us "I'd like to thank my mom, without her parental incompetence and irresponsibility, none of this would ever be possible."

Zack Martin's Patagonia Vest Revealed to Have Super Powers

Vista, Ca. Professional scooter rider Zack Martin was recently exposed as using performance-enhancers when he rides scooters. The drug? His Patagonia Synchilla fleece vest. Apparently, the vest has magic powers, as it had a spell cast on it by a Haitian witch-doctor. Whenever Zack does a trick, the vest enhances his ability on rails, gaps, ledges, walls, transition, and even flatground.  When confronted about the vest, Zack had no response. It is unknown how it got into his possession. In a recent interview with Zack's sponsor, Proto Scooters, it was revealed that Zack will NOT be removed from the team. Why? "Because nobody else has that jacket," says spokesperson Andrew Broussard. However, it has been noted that all of Zack's footage will feature a discliamer informing the viewer about the vest.