Little Kid With Bike Helmet Announces Plan To Fuck Up Your Line

FITCHBURG, MA- Sources have confirmed that local skatepark inhibitor, Tucker Collins has announced his plan to fuck up your shit.
The six year old Leominster native can often be seen riding his weird three-wheeled thing around at the Fitchburg Skatepark, located in Fitchburg Massachusetts, while his mom sits by on a local bench playing 'Candy Crush Saga' on her phone.
Collins stated "It's really a quite simple plan actually. First I'm going to ride my weird three wheeled thing in circles around the bottom area of the transition, maybe even carving up the transition (anywhere between 6" and 1'), just to make sure nobody can get a run in without worrying about me. Then, I'll ride up to where everybody is rolling in to take a run, just to make it seem like I'm going to stop, and then I'll turn back around and go back to riding in circles.
If I see anyone trying to film a line I'll focus them more heavily, possible even falling right in front of where they're trying to ride,  I'll lay down and cry for... anywhere between five and fifteen minutes, depending on how long I feel I can milk it.
 It's great, my mom will come over and yell at everyone trying to ride for not watching out for me, I might even ask my mom what a rimjob is and say I overheard it from the teenagers trying to film, she'll go off on them."
It seems there is a big and bright future for Tucker. We asked him if there's anything he'd like to add to the matter, to which he told us "I'd like to thank my mom, without her parental incompetence and irresponsibility, none of this would ever be possible."