Top Ten Things in Scootering That Need to End

10. Eight Year Olds with Instagram Accounts
Didn't these little shitheads ever get that lecture from their parents on why social media users are all going to be kidnapped from their bedrooms one night?


9. Using Ty Segall and the Black Lips in EVERY FUCKING VIDEO

Ty Segall and the Black Lips are both very good artists, but just because you saw your favorite pro use them in a video doesn't mean that you have to use a song from them too. Be more creative


8. Shitty Rap Music in Videos

Theres plenty of great music that's not rap. There's plenty of great music that IS rap. This does not mean that you have to use a super ignorant rap song about weed and lean.

7. Scooter Riders Moving to Portland

Spread out across the country, spread out across the whole world for fuck's sake, just cause Portland is a super "weird" hipster place to go doesn't mean that you have to live there.


6. Prescott "No Ice"'s Youtube Comments    

You may know Prescott as "YUNG X PBERRY" (his youtube account) as the kid who tried to be Michael Mankong and comment "noice" on every youtube video. Prescott must not own a computer because noice autocorrected to "no ice" every time he tried to post it. If you upload a scootering-themed youtube video, you can bet good money that the comment "No Ice" will show up.


5. Quitting Scootering

Self explanatory


4. AO

They pay 10 bucks for fuckin instaclips and you try telling me that their riders aren't in it for the money. It's a joke (sort of) you butthurt AO riders, laugh for once.


3. SMX

Its not SMX, its scootering. Fucking deal with it.


2. Filming Tons of "Chill" Instaclips but Never Releasing a Video Part

If you need an explanation on why this is fucking stupid then I don't know what to say.


1. ZEECHES  

 For those of you who don't know, a zeech is a boardslide where the scooter is almost parallel to the rail, instead of being at a proper 90 degree angle with the rail. Some riders do these on purpose, which is equally bad. Zeeching is the number one thing that must end in scootering.