'Sovereigns Of Street' Prize Pool To Be Exclusiveley Backwoods

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA - Next month the eyes of the entire scooter community will will set on Lake Havasu, Arizona for the inaugural 'Sovereigns Of Street' (SOS) Contest. The invite-only event is  projected as being the future of street scootering competition.  The event promotor, The Vault Pro Scooters, have just announced that he prizes for the top competitors will be exclusiveley Backwoods products. They have released a statement following the decision.

We here at the vault are commited to making this event the next level of street scootering competition. In order to make SOS the best it could possibly be, we've asked the riders for their input, and  have recieved an overwhelmingly positive reaction to the idea of incorporating Backwoods prizes, as opposed to the original $10,000 prize purse. We feel that having a prize that the street riders will actually want will encourage them to push the boundaries of what is possible on a scooter, and overall have a positive impact on the competition. Riders will be coming in from all over the world to compete to be THE street king, and we're excited to see whos going to be walking away with a shitload of Backwoods.

This will certainly be a historical day in scootering. We applaud The Vault for the decision they have made, and hope it sets a precedent for future events to start incorporating more scooter rider friendly prizes.

Dylan Morrison To Take On Floyd Mayweather

After countless YouTube videos, Facebook threads, and endless Instagram comments, everyone by now, in the Scooter Industry knows of Dylan Morrison and Scooter Brad's argument going past rude words, and taking the form of a fist fight (well, 2 actually).

Scooter Brad has capitalized on this, through multiple YouTube videos, and suing me.

Dylan Morrison now looks to cash in on the hysteria that surrounds this topic, by organizing a fight between Floyd Mayweather and himself.

I've spoken to an inside source, who claims this fight will be worth double the amount than the McGregor fight was worth.

My source has also claimed that Dylan is so confident that with his new found fighting ability's, he will be able to Knock Out Mayweather, within 8 rounds.

The fight is scheduled to take place on the 20th of April 2018, which is also Mr Morrison's favorite day of the year.

Mr Morrison has still not responded to my request to Jelly Wrestle with him naked, as per Scooter Brad's request.

Scooter Brad is suing me?

It seems the biggest beef in Scooter Industry right now is that of Scooter Brad vs Dylan Morrison, and it's just wonderful being able to sit back, crack open a packet of Microwave Popcorn, and watch this hot mess unfold.

Well this was the case, until I came across Brad's latest video, which personally accuses me of starting all of this beef, with an article which I supposedly published!

I couldn't believe what I was hearing!

Then I remembered the article he was talking about, and realized he was probably right.

I had a really good laugh about it!
I stopped laughing this morning though, when I was contacted by Mr Goudies lawyers.
He is asking to be compensated for assault damages caused by Mr Morrison (Including the camo "SB" hat) and the humiliation he has faced since then.

His list of demands to settle this outside of court are as follows;

• 70 Million Vietnamese Dong (roughly 3080 USD, which is reasonable I guess?).

• Turkey slapping me on camera, so he has some original content to put on to his YouTube Channel.

• A naked jelly wrestling match between Dylan Morrison and myself (I'm game, if you are Dylan 😉).

• An apology letter, where I refer to him as "The best Vlogger ever".

• 10 paid vocal training lesson's, so more of his followers can understand whatever the hell he is talking about through his damn accent.

• A copy of Sum 41's "All Killer No Filler" album.

• And last but not least, my left testicle... He wants it cut off, and framed.

You're a sick bastard Bradley Goudie, and I love it, I'll see you in court!

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Terry Price “Trick Dice” Overtakes Monopoly As The Highest Selling Dice Based Game!

#yolowarrior is trending worldwide as the release of Terry Price’s trick dice smashes sales records, overtaking such staple name dice based games such as your mother’s favorite Thursday night board game Monopoly overnight.

We asked Terry a few questions about the success of his new product:

Mike: So Terry, you have become an overnight sensation, how does that make you feel?

Terry: Well, it feels awesome! Since my riding washed up around 09’ I’ve been trying so many different ways to keep my reputation up.

Mike: That’s great to hear man! Do you feel bad at all that you are severely overcharging kids for worthless pieces of crappy plastic that they could make them self, for less than half the price these things are retailing at?

Terry: Not at all! I mean, each bag comes personally signed by me, so that obviously is where the value of each set of dice is!

Mike: So what’s next with your #yolowarrior ventures Terry?

Terry: I’m hoping to release an iPhone app next, that is like Instagram, but I’m going to call it, “Terry-Gram”, where kids can post and share photos of me, and me only.

So there you have it everyone, keep an eye out for Terry Price’s Trick Dice, and take out a small loan to get yourself a set!

15 Excuses For Your Shitty Video

1.)"Every clip was first try."

2.) "My hard drive got erased so I lost all the footy I stacked."

3.)  "It's actually called a 'Tokyo Drift' and it was on purpose."

4.) "It doesn't seem like much but that three stair is WAY gnarlier in person."

5.) "No but it's a different remix of that Imagine Dragons song."

6.) "I broke my deck so filming was cut short."

7.) "I got sand in my vagina so I couldn't ride for a while."

8.) "Like half of it was switch."

9.) "That back board was pegless."

10.)"You don't get it the GoPro quality audio totally needed to be in it."

11.) "It's about the creativity not the trick itself (adjusting Dickies)."

12.) "No I split the clip so it would match the song better, not because I didn't land the trick or anything."

13.) "But it's a park video."

14.) "But it's a street video."

15.)   "I actually didn't heeldrag the first time I landed it but the filmer forgot to press the record button."

Jordan Clark's Top 10 Gnarliest Instagram Photos

Many people know of Jordan Clark's skills on the scooter, winning the past two ISA World Championships, but how many know of his skills off the scooter? Jordan kills it in the Instagram game, posting frequently and amassing a 120k follower fan base (with a fucking dope follow to follower ratio).  Jordan is living proof that with time and dedication anything is possible, do you think Jordan would be the #1 scooter rider in the world if he spent all his time riding and filming sick video parts? Hell no. He knows what it takes to be the best, and is willing to put in the time on his phone to be the best.

Last December Clark landed the world's first 540 double flair, a trick which park riders have dreamed of for generations. Instead of waiting and wasting time filming for a video to put the trick in, Jordan went and posted an iphone recording of another camera playing the clip to his instagram. This is the kind of dedication the sport needs more of, and here at The Stripped Clamp we couldn't be more proud of Jordan.

We could go all day talking about how sick Jordan's Instagram is, or we could show you, here's Jordan Clark's Top 10 GNARLIEST Instagram Photos.

10.) Woah! Crazy!

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on May 13, 2016 at 9:49am PDT

9.) Insane!

@ruggedobsession thank you for my new top and hoodie 👌🏻 follow @ruggedobsession @ruggedobsession #doubletap 😏😏

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Jul 10, 2016 at 1:05pm PDT

8.) Nice suit!

All suited and booted for tonight for the awards in London ! Place making awards #doubletap 😏

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Jun 23, 2016 at 8:28am PDT

7.) Cool!

😕

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Jun 8, 2016 at 10:14am PDT

6.) Jordan is UNSTOPPABLE!

#doubletap 👌🏻😏

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Jun 6, 2016 at 4:31am PDT

5.) Putting in the hours.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY 💥💥🎉🎉

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Jun 1, 2016 at 1:47am PDT

4.) Killer haircut dude!

Thanks @antjordanthebarber for the fresh trim ! Follow him @antjordanthebarber @antjordanthebarber

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on May 17, 2016 at 10:08am PDT

3.) Whats gunna go down? Can't wait to see.

Go follow @connorgosdenphotography get him 1k followers and we will tell you what's gunna go down ? @connorgosdenphotography

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Apr 20, 2016 at 1:44pm PDT

2.) THIS MAN IS ON A MISSION.

😏😊👌🏻 @michaelstancomb 📷📷📷

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Mar 25, 2016 at 7:18am PDT

1.) Here it is, the gnarliest picture on Jordan Clark's instagram, chase those dreams Jordan!

@iskuteboard

A photo posted by Jordan Clark 1⃣7⃣ (@jordanclark14) on Mar 6, 2016 at 9:50am PST